Valentine's Day Sucks

Verse 1:
It's Valentines day
but I feel all alone
everything about this holiday
seems way overblown

Young couples in love
romance is in the air
but without a babe by my side
life is full of despair

No friend to talk to
no hand to hold
nobody to spend the days with
when I grow old

So why should I celebrate?
what's there to be thankful for?
this depressing holiday
cuts deep down into my core

It's just a silly excuse
to make guys spend lots of bucks
love is a game for losers
man this Valentines Day sucks

Chorus:
Valentines Day
wish it would go away
everything about it
is just one big cliche

Go out and buy some chocolates
and a floral bouquet
or get a Hallmark card
to put your heart on display

Verse 2:
Even if someday I find a girl
to put up with all my crap
I'll never turn into one of those
whiny little romantic saps

No mushy poems
or cute little notes will I write
even when I am wrong
I will still win the fight

I'll be the man of house
rule it with an iron fist
better get out of way
when I get pissed

So here's my advice
do with it what you will
swallow it down
like a bitter tasting pill

On the 14th of February
just let this date pass
because Valentine's Day
is just one big pain in the ass

Chorus:
Valentines Day
wish it would go away
everything about it
is just way too cliche

It's like cupid shot his arrow
and it went wildly astray
now this world is out of control
and there is hell to pay

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