TV Land

Verse 1:
I wish my life was as exciting
as what I see on television
I feel like a convict trying to escape
from an dark emotional prison

One boring day passes into another
I watch myself grow old
any good luck I ever have
turns out to be only fool's gold

Why can't I pack up and move
to Wysteria Lane
or fight crime in Miami
like lieutenant Horatio Cane

To be partners like Mulder and Scully
investigating X-files
or crazy brothers
like those two doctors, Frasier and Niles

Chorus:
Take me to TV Land
where all the laughter is completely canned
the stars are well dressed
and all over tanned

Good looking people
are always in demand
all I want is to live
in TV land

Verse 2:
Bring me to that hospital on Grey's Anatomy
if I suddenly get too ill
or if I start to have a breakdown
just dialup Dr. Phil

Maybe I'll uncover a terrorist plot
like Jack from 24
or become one of the Soprano mobsters
on the Jersey Shore

I'll try out for a bunch
of big reality shows
will I be an Apprentice, Survivor
or an Average Joe?

Come on television
to you I pray
pull me into your hypnotic
liquid crystal display

Chorus:
Take me to TV Land
where all the laughter is completely canned
the stars are well dressed
and all over tanned

Good looking people
are always in demand
all I want is to live
in TV land

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