Surfing The Internet

Verse 1:
First thing in the morning
when I stumble out of bed
I boot up my Pentium PC
there's dozens of new emails
waiting in my box
but they're all spam and useless web stupidity

Chorus:
I am surfing the Internet
downloading all the free music I can get
sitting at my desk
wearing my fingers to the bone
I'm even too busy to answer the telephone, telephone,
I'm way too busy to even pick up my phone

Verse 2:
I always stay jacked in
got my laptop, cellphone and Blackberry
Maybe someday I'll get a connection
wired right into my brain
and it will make medical history

Chorus:
I am surfing the Internet
downloading all the free music I can get
sitting at my desk
wearing my fingers to the bone
I'm even too busy to answer the telephone, telephone,
I'm way too busy to even pick up my phone

Verse 3:
As the king of cyberspace
I visit all the coolest sites
the chatrooms and forums they worship me
I'm a hacker, I'm a cracker
with the girls I'm the daddy macker
and now I even have my very own CD

Chorus:
I am surfing the Internet
downloading all the free music I can get
sitting at my desk
wearing my fingers to the bone
I'm even too busy to answer the telephone, telephone,
I'm way too busy to even pick up my phone

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