Sex, Drugs and Rock & Roll

Verse 1:
I'm a coder, freeloader, sometimes I have bad body odor
I work alone in my cubicle all day long
I debug, act smug, from life I sometimes unplug
I never feel like I belong

Chorus:
Don't want none of that sex, drugs, and rock & roll
just give me Jolt, bandwidth and a cereal bowl
I don't want to be sedated
outsource me some programs that need to be created

Verse 2:
Flamers try to bring me down
knee deep in programming code I sometimes drown
people say my Y generation is full of slackers
we never stop for directions, just use GPS trackers

Chorus:
Don't want none of that sex, drugs, and rock & roll
I just need Jolt, bandwidth and a cereal bowl
I don't want to be sedated
give me some coding that needs to be translated

Bridge:
Webcams, DVDs, Brady's from the nineteen seventies
Harry Potter, Homer, Bart, discount gear from Wal-mart
anime, digi pets, v chips in our tv sets
censorship, global wars, environmental warnings from Al Gore

Emo, raves, and cyberpunks, Jordan making slam dunks
roller blades, ringtones, calls made from VOIP phones
Facebook, Myspace, those good looking kids from Melrose Place
xBox, reality TV, and underfunded Social Security

iPods, mp3s, teens studying for online degrees
eBay, Amazon, Nigerian money cons
Nsync, Backstreet Boys, Ninja Turtles and Transformer Toys
Multiplayer online games, cute little avatar names

Even though my tastes you might condemn
these are all the things make me who I am

Chorus:
Don't want none of that sex, drugs, and rock & roll
I just need Jolt, bandwidth and a cereal bowl
I don't want to be sedated
outsource me some programs that need to be created

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