Name Dropper

Verse 1:
Let me tell you all some stories
about the adventures I've had
I've lived a wild life
been through good and bad

I've met many big stars
along the way
from Diddy in New York
to O.J. in LA

I partied in da' club
with 50 Cent
I lent money to Jay-Z
to help him pay his rent

I beat Shaq at a game
of one on one
I showed a young Tupac
how to really hold a gun

I'm dropping names
like a hippie drops acid
Now it's time for me to
get bombastic

Chorus:
'Cause I'm a name dropper
that's the way I converse
I'm just a name dropper
I don't swear or curse

I'll be a name dropper
'till I'm old and grey
I'm well connected
and I'm here to stay

Verse 2:
I drop names
like bombs in Iraq
I come on like a
celebrity sneak attack

When Oprah called me up
looking for advice
I told her
"holler me back I'm playing catch with Jerry Rice"

I told the Donald
that HE was fired
I said to Madonna
"not tonight babe, I'm too tired"

Don't let my ego get swollen
or my head get too large
keep it real like J-lo
I ain't no Hollywood star

Chorus:
'Cause I'm a name dropper
that's the way I converse
I'm just a name dropper
I don't swear or curse

I'll be a name dropper
'till I'm old and grey
I'm well connected
and I'm here to stay

Verse 3:
I setup Ben and Jen
on a blind date
I once told Martha
"it looks ugly you better redecorate"

I dine with Angelina and Brad
drink with Eminem and Dre
got the paparazzi following me
around night and day

You may think my words are fancy
my life is dope
that without money and power
you have no hope

But it's not what you do that counts
it's who you know
gotta make your way into
the hustle and flow

Chorus:
'Cause I'm a name dropper
that's the way I converse
I'm just a name dropper
I don't swear or curse

I'll be a name dropper
'till I'm old and grey
I'm well connected
and I'm here to stay

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