Married Life

Verse 1:
Married life is full of
many ups and downs
sometimes you feel like a fighter
trying to make it through all 12 rounds

Arguments come
like a knockout blow
it feels like your on
a reality television show

Other days your life is full
of love and wedded bliss
a little erotic touch
or a passionate kiss

Chorus:
That's married life
'till death do us part
charting the unknown waters
in affairs of the heart

Verse 2:
People always try to give you
relationship advice
starting the moment after
they throw the wedding rice

Like "when buying a house
never pay full asking price"
or "wear sexy clothes to bed
so you can entice"

Oprah says you have to
learn the art of compromise
always think about your partner
see things through their eyes

And Dr. Phil says
"never ever go to bed mad"
you have to talk it over
until things are not so bad

I appreciate all of these
expert recommendations
but they still don't put an end
to my marital frustrations

Chorus:
That's married life
'till death do us part
charting the unknown waters
in affairs of the heart

Verse 3:
She says I watch too much TV
and hog the remote
I tell her "why to her hair
does so much time she devote?"

She grabs all the sheets
in the middle of the night
so I leave up the toilet seat
just out of spite

But I wouldn't change my life for a minute
all these problems they are small
love has an amazing power
when you're in it for the long hual

Getting hitched was the
best thing I've ever done
gonna live happily ever after
with my honeybun

Chorus:
That's married life
'till death do us part
charting the unknown waters
in affairs of the heart

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