Song Title: King Me


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NOTE: This song was written for the competition at SongFight.org, where each week entrants write a new song using the song title the site gives out. The title for the week I entered was "King Me", so that is how the song got its name.

King Me

Verse 1:
My name is MC Eric B
stand back as I drop the hits
don't want any collateral damage
from my insane verbal blitz

All my rhymes are homegrown original
taking your mind to places
that are strangely metaphysical
they're emotionally nutritious
like your favorite breakfast cereal
and even darker and funnier than
Dave Chappelle's comedy material

My words are my weapon
poetic mental attacks
open your mind and surrender
as you play my tracks

So pop me like an audio blister
just little 1's and 0's flowin through your transistor
more shocking than if I grabbed your ugly mamma and kissed her
my lyrics hit ya harder than a grade school tongue twister

Chorus:
King me now
'cause I rule this game
the world of rap and hip-hop
I have set aflame

I was born to be a player
fame and fortune is my fate
once my songs get into your head
game over, checkmate

Verse 2:
Ain't livin' the thug life
never been arrested or shot
growin up in the 'burbs
is the only street cred that I got

I'm an Internet geek
like on tech support calls
never see me dating supermodels
or Pussycat Dolls

All I need is some wifi
to boot me up
like a stream of Crystal
flowing into a champagne cup

Some critics wanna lock me up
at a mental facility
'cause they just can't handle
my mind blowin' lyrical ability

like how a professor takes a sabbatical
or a doctor an oath hypocratical
I vow to try my very best
to bring you music that is radical

Quick, output me the statistics
so I can fire up my mental heuristics
I'll chart 'em, graph em',
break the figures down
lock all your backdoors and Windows
there's a new rapper in town

Chorus:
King me now
'cause I rule this game
the world of rap and hip-hop
I have set aflame

I was born to be a player
fame and fortune is my fate
once my songs get into your head
game over, checkmate

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