Computer Virus Blues

Verse 1:
I booted up my PC
like I usually do
but soon a message appeared
that was totally new

It was the dreaded blue screen of death
saying that I had been hacked
and the walls of my security
had been easily cracked

Chorus:
I've got the computer virus blues
[he ain't got no backup]
think of all the data I will lose
[tech support bills will surely rackup]
come on Norton, don't deliver me bad news
[worse than an auto racing crackup]
or I'll drown out all my sorrows in some booze
[take all the files that you can and packup]

Verse 2:
In Google I searched
for a quick virus fix
then reality hit me
harder than a ton bricks

No recovery tips
or removal tools could I find
my inoculation attempts
they were all declined

Chorus:
I've got the computer virus blues
[he ain't got no backup]
think of all the data I will lose
[tech support bills will surely rackup]
come on Norton, don't deliver me bad news
[worse than an auto racing crackup]
or I'll drown out my sorrows in some booze
[take all the files that you can and packup]

Bridge:
I got me a sick computer
infected down to the core
with error codes popping up
even I after I do a restore

I'm so sad and helpless
my bios is fried
its like a close family member
keeled over and died

Chorus:
I've got the computer virus blues
[he ain't got no backup]
think of all the data I will lose
[tech support bills will surely rackup]
come on Norton, don't deliver me bad news
[worse than an auto racing crackup]
or I'll drown out all my sorrows in some booze
[take all the files that you can and packup]

I got the dirty low down
make me wannna skip town
productivity slow down
Windows crashing blues

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